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Uzumaki Naruto
01 July 2008 @ 05:39 am
guyd im asooooo fcukimg dizzt rihgt now

soem biych put me ni a oprtal loop fpr th3 psat few weeks.

sppppp danm dizzt. and hungrt tpp

Current Mood: dizzy
Current Music: dizzyyyyy~ im so DIZZYYYY
Uzumaki Naruto
02 June 2008 @ 03:37 pm


I think I was too close to one of th' Deidara's and... shit. S'this like limbo or something? Where'd everyone go? S'bad enough th' tents been missing but s'a good thing I had Sasuke's old headband in my jacket, heh but geez now this?


[ ;; strikes = SO FUCKING UNHACKABLE. ♥ ]
Uzumaki Naruto
19 May 2008 @ 07:21 pm

...uh fuck.

Fuck. Ohgod.

Dad. Sas--SAKURA-CHAN? Someone?


Shit, guys.



I guess its better to just say it outright.

I dont know how it happened (other than, y'know. sex), I dont know why (other than, y'know, a failure in protection), I... I do. Fuck. ...here it goes. I want everyone to know...


DONT SKIN ME. I promise I'll make him happy and take the best care of the baby as I can.
Uzumaki Naruto
18 April 2008 @ 07:31 pm
[Naruto's participating in things getting stolen from him. I'm gonna outline just how severe it is here:

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Uzumaki Naruto
17 April 2008 @ 07:51 pm


So we were turned into animals, okay? And then like, these fish things. And thats alright and stuff.

...but I'm back to normal now, kind of. Or I should be. SO WHY TH' HELL DO I HAVE TAILS. NINE GIANT ASS TAILS THAT KEEP HITTING ME AND... FUCKIN--GET THEM OFF ME.

I dont wanna be a furryyyyyy.
Uzumaki Naruto
26 March 2008 @ 04:30 pm
Comment on this entry, and I will tell you about my character/s sexual fantasy involving your character/s. If they have never met, I will do my best to rate them by what I know about them from their canon. (If I don't know anything about them from their canon and my character/s has never met them, I'll just say sorry come again later.)

I will answer for Naruto's fantasy, and maybe Deidaras.

GLaDOS, Hunny, and Tamaki won't respond to anyone because dude, no.

L-lets ignore that Naruto's got a BF so I can have some fun imagining what goes through his head. Also if my characters wouldn't willingly screw yours IC (not that the room gives a choice) I'll try to write you one anyway, on a "if my character had met yours" or "if suddenly something overcame him and he saw ___ in a sexual light"-type theme.
Uzumaki Naruto
20 March 2008 @ 07:30 pm
Oi, SaaaaSUKE.

time for you know what.

You know where to find me. Ehehehehehehe.
Current Mood: highhigh
Uzumaki Naruto
08 March 2008 @ 10:26 am
I don't always hate the games we have to play.

Uzumaki Naruto
26 February 2008 @ 11:20 pm
[[ooc. just--it was a very small clip from Obi and Naruto's chat. Not big enough to be posted in the main comm, but awesome enough to note.

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Uzumaki Naruto
26 February 2008 @ 05:24 pm
Hey, uh.

....Does anyone have hair dye? Or somethin? I've been askin' the room t' change mine back, but it's just not workin'. It changed allll of it. Its really freaky. Wearing m' cap kinda helps hide it, but...

Uzumaki Naruto
22 February 2008 @ 10:56 am
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Uzumaki Naruto
09 February 2008 @ 08:39 am
S'kura-chan, I need your hellllpppp.
Current Mood: soreHURT.
Uzumaki Naruto
05 February 2008 @ 06:29 am



Hey, an' Dad, can I see you soon?
Current Mood: excitedexcited
Uzumaki Naruto
22 January 2008 @ 02:46 pm
im back...

damnit, Id been so close. fuck. i saw him. i saw him and now... he's gone.

i'm so sorry, Sakura. i tried. i really did

[strikes made to be private, but they're hackable. anyone who hacks them will turn into a private thread, though.]
Current Mood: distresseddistressed
Uzumaki Naruto
13 January 2008 @ 06:34 pm
Huh. Well it looks like I'm home. Just in time to set out on a mission, too. Time go get serious again. I almost forgot what it was like here.

I can say I missed Sai at all, but -- this.. isn't the Sakura from that room that I'm with right now, and... Kakashi-sensei's right on, but..

Well. . . I'm going to look for Sasuke, at least. I got some Ichiraku. That's pretty great.

Mom? Dad? You guys came back with me, right? Don't tell me you're gone.

[smallfont hackable. strikes un-hackable. He's going to return here a little more serious than when he left, probably. Because I want to get into the swing of writing him chapter 370+ -ish -- like, post-Hidan-Kaku arc. ]
Uzumaki Naruto
01 January 2008 @ 08:49 pm
I'm a little late on saying this, but you all should know:

Lesbians are awesome. Believe it.
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Uzumaki Naruto
24 December 2007 @ 11:12 pm
So, uh, Sakura officially makes the best cookies in the history of anywhere ever.

I kid you not, folks. I am one lucky person.

And is that mistletoe I see~? Ahaha, I knew it was going to be around here. Called it!

Stockings too? Dude, theres so many, I could hardly find mine. Didn't hunt through it yet though.

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Also the Akatsuki are popping up left and right.

'm not too sure what to do anymore. Hiding out in my tent is total shit. Eh...

Uzumaki Naruto
14 December 2007 @ 04:25 pm
whktatl lkdsflsf ysdfewtklnkl EGDSAGADG [insert more mad typing here until the computer just puts what he's trying to type in since paws + keyboard = no]


What happened? I.. Im a fox. I have NINE FUCKING TAILS.

Im screwed. Screwed. I didnt think he could take me over like this. I have to get out of here.
Current Mood: scaredscared
Uzumaki Naruto
14 December 2007 @ 12:40 am

Naruto's going to be a ninetails. Y'know, like the pokemon. Just to fuck with his head and make him think he morphed into Kyuubi. *____*;;;
Uzumaki Naruto
12 December 2007 @ 11:16 pm
Dying sucks, but the handcuffs are gone now. Sasuke, Obito, I know you guys were asleep but if you wake up feeling weird it's cause Deidara blew us all up. Also, 'cause I'm not there, Sasuke. I know how much you loved having me sleep at your side.

But hey, think of it this way: the handcuffs are gone!

Oh and Sasori? I take back what I said about your hair. By that I mean I'm fixing it up.

Your hair sucks and your puppets are ugly. >|
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Uzumaki Naruto
11 December 2007 @ 06:18 am
The training box was cool, y'know? Falling on my ass after getting out of it? Not so much. Getting thrown around the room and unmarried from Obito? That sucked.

And being handcuffed to Sasuke afterwards? ... >) Awesome. My wrist hurts, though. It was worth it.

[strike there for you to misinterpret as you please ;D ]
Current Mood: awakeLIKE A WINNER
Uzumaki Naruto
05 December 2007 @ 05:35 pm
The yarn I've been kicking around disappeared.

But I got my bed cap! And yes I still wear it shut up. How else do you think my hair stays sticking up like this? I haven't taken it off all day.
Current Mood: happyhappy
Uzumaki Naruto
04 December 2007 @ 06:48 am
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I stole not_trash's purse (-30 points). In January I put gum in dancingduckfae's hair (-12 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for surprised_eyes (10 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (322 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Ahaaa, purse?
Current Mood: amusedamused